Meet Our Team
Chuleta
Chuleta is the undisputed Boundary Queen and brains of the operation—a silent schemer who supervises from the shadows until a sharp little chirp reveals she’s been monitoring the whole time. A master of persistence, she’ll politely “buzz” for treats until the button is confiscated, proving her negotiation skills rival the best corporate lobbyists. Known for her strategic “No” (delivered via a swift exit, a tail twitch, or a hostile takeover of the scratching post), Chuleta enforces workplace policies with flair. She also doubles as the resident Unidentified Flying Raisin Eliminator, eradicating bugs with ruthless efficiency and zero trace. In meetings, she sits quietly on the sidelines, often underestimated and occasionally bullied, but always holding the upper paw. Her guiding philosophy?
Know when to hiss, know when to run.”
Chapolino
Chapolino is the muscle of the organization, balancing brute force with a surprising knack for diplomacy—usually enforced through snack theft. His top professional skills include badgering colleagues into playtime every five minutes, intercepting airborne toys with athletic precision, majestically ignoring commands, and liberating food from both his siblings and the humans. Known for his signature “meep” (a sound suspiciously unqualified as a meow), he uses it as a multi-purpose tool: attention summons, negotiation tactic, and comic relief. In meetings, Chapolino is the clumsy loud one—sometimes disruptive, occasionally charming, but always ready to leap to your defense the moment things get tense. Though he bullies his way into diplomacy, his loyalty is unshakable. His motto:
“This is going to be peaceful… or I’m going to make it peaceful.”
Oliva
Oliva is the undeniable queen of chaos and the office’s unapologetic “personality hire.” Equal parts sass and sweetness, her top professional skills include weaponizing cuteness, issuing firm “no’s,” and staging tactical snuggles that often involve trampling over colleagues to secure prime lap real estate. A certified mischief maker, she alternates between scaling the walls like an action hero, disappearing under blankets for covert operations, and barging into meetings to redirect the agenda toward her personal demands. Famous for her signature “flop leg,” Oliva’s relaxed disregard for formality only amplifies her influence. In meetings, she seizes the spotlight without hesitation, staking her territory and bending the workplace to her will. Her tagline?